Performed by Geoff Mays

Get to know the writer:

What is your story about?

The secret life of cats and how they view humans.

What genres would you say this story is in?

Horror, probably.

How would you describe this story in two words?

Intelligent cats.

What movie have you seen the most in your life?

“The Day the Earth Stood Still”

What is your favorite song? (Or, what song have you listened to the most
times in your life?)

The opening theme to “Doctor Who.”

Do you have an all-time favorite novel?

“The Moon is a Harsh Mistress,” by Robert Heinlein

What motivated you to write this story?

An angry cat.

If you could have dinner with one person (dead or alive), who would
that be?

Dead people, by and large, are not fit company at the dinner table. Undead,
possibly.

I would prefer to have had dinner with…